Hot!!!

IMHO, the top 2 hottest girls out there are Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera. They're so f'ing slutty and hot. The way they dress like hot whores... My God, I'm in love with them. Anybody that says otherwise is gay! I love you, Paris and Christina!!1!

Shoo Fly

This is pretty neat. I was browsing my Google's homepage and saw this:



So I clicked on the Wired link (it'll be listed under March 31st) and watched the video, "Shoo Fly." And then I realized...Hey I know that guy. It's my friend's younger brother, John Su. He went to FVHS, so some of you may or may not know him. Probably not, he's younger than everyone here...I think.

2 years ago he made a different work for Tanaka's Japanese class called "Final Fantasy A+." That was pretty well received (it's ranked #3 all time on newsground or something). I think it featured one of the first scroll bars for flash anims, too (his new one in Shoo Fly is vastly superior). Most of you guys are probably too old and cynical to enjoy FFA+ now (or have never played a Final Fantasy), but it's still fun to watch.

I'm not sure how this qualifies as a "Top Story" but it's still neat nonetheless.

Disco Elevator

This video gets me everytime. The girl's subdue reaction, the guy's turn and dancing, the mirrors, the clapping, and the disco ball. I think I like it so much because it's just good, clean, harmless fun.

Nacho Libre

Apple - Trailers - Nacho Libre

Jack Black is starring in a feature about a Mexican wrestler named "Nacho." As a fan of Jack Black and his band, Tenacious D, I was anticipating a funny, side-splitting trailer. It looked promising at first and then it downhill. Once I saw "From the director of Napolean Dynamite," I gave out a disappointing "ugh..." Yes, it's bias and one could argue that you can't compare a Jack Black movie about a Mexican wrestler to a movie about...well, I don't know what Napolean Dynamite was about.

Despite the trailer saying, "And [from] the writer of School of Rock," 2 of the 3 writers were the Hess siblings that wrote Napolean, according to IMDB.com. Even though there's Black's usual style of comedy in some scenes, the trailer reveals many Napolean-like similarities, tendencies, and quirks. It has Black in weird, 80s style clothing much like Uncle Rico. Black's partner in crime is an awkward looking Mexican teenager who might as well be called Pedro. And there's the infamous awkward dialogue that I guess people think is funny. Black: "I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night...for some toast." Then jump to scene to Black and a nun eating toast. Funny? Not really.

Pr0n's Effect On Society

Another nifty discussion on /. ... period? Do I add a period if part of the name already has a period? /.. "/.". /.

Anyway this user's comment stood out to me:

I think the most wonderful thing a man could offer a woman on their wedding night is the assurance that he has never lusted over another woman in his life.


Why would telling your wife that you're gay on your wedding night be the most wonderful thing you could do for her?

Because if you've gotten yourself all the way to marrying age without even lusting after a woman, you're either getting married at age 10 or you're a homosexual.

Seeing as how I'm going senile, I can't remember if I've mentioned this before, but one of my friends back in college said something similar to that: "I want a man that never wants sex unless it's to procreate." To which all her friends told her, "He'd have to be gay."

"Daddy, the only thing I found out today is I don't want to be Jewish"

School's 'Holocaust' Experiment Upsets Parents

"He was crying," Tinnelly said. "I said, 'What are you crying about?' He said, 'Daddy, I was a Jew today'...."

"Children were selected to be persecuted or privileged, some not told the rule," Local 6 reporter Gerald Reznick said. "Parents tell Local 6 they were not told prior to the school-wide experiment."


http://www.local6.com/news/8345157/detail.html


lol... usually I'm extremely against any sort of psychological torment, but I think this is hilarious. I keep picturing Ralph Wiggum uttering, "'Daddy, I was a Jew today."

I also wonder what the real Jewish kids thought of this.

You Stupid Fucks

LINK

This is pretty cool. And did you know the human head is alive for like half a minute after someone is beheaded. I read it on a website, man. Oh yeah, I didn't get fired this morning. I'm kind of disappointed, really. I also have a lot less respect for the tools I call my bosses. They really should have fired me about six months before I was hired. I have decided what I want as a career, though. You know zoos have those lakes that have boats that take people around for like fifteen minutes to see three swans and a monkey that live on the tiny island in the middle of the lake? Well, I want to pilot that boat. Cool job, I think. Kill a swan, have a monkey attack a kid, pilot a boat in circles all day. Anyone know of any openings? I am also down to 165lbs. With clothes on. Let me get naked real quick. Yeah this country is making me insane.
And since you all care...
Sri Lanka 185 & 448-5 declared
Pakistan 176 & 337-4
That in test cricket is a draw, when the teams are still playing after the five days are up, even though more than one day was canceled due to rain; gives me hope though for a good showing in England later this Spring

Dan Rather Visits North Korea

Interesting vid.

Bobby Lee's Memoirs of a Geisha

When I worked at South Coast, I kept hearing about this Memoirs of a Geisha book from all my lady coworkers. Apparently, it's a good book, but I read the movie sucked ass. I don't know what it's about, but Bobby Lee of MadTV sums it up in this hilarious trailer...

Noooooooo!

TELEVISION / R.I.P., 'Arrested Development' -- critics' fave not given room to grow

R.I.P. Arrested Development. Thanks for the 3 great seasons.

I'm Going to Block Your Punches with My Screams!

The funniest fight scene since Jim Carrey vs. the Chinese Chef from "Dumb and Dumber." This one is from "Undefeatable" and make you sure you watch all the way to the end. It has a "moneyshot" of sorts.