Happy Fun Time

Saturday, February 25, 2006

WTF?

So I was browsing the Intarw3b today and I came across the name, "Nancy Friday." Wiki'ed her, but there wasn't much information. Feminist, author of My Secret Garden (apparently a classic on female sexuality), educated at Wellesley (figures), blah blah blah.

Anyway, so I googled her for more information, and stumbled upon this article at the villagevoice.com. I got to the part about Lisa Carver and caught myself saying, "What the fuck?" out loud. Kind of like this.

Other than that, the article was pretty interesting, and I guess it does make sense. Personally, I haven't had that much honest dialogue with women on sexuality. It's kind of awkward I suppose even when approached scientifically. When I have had such discussions, they were usually on topics and subtopics that I thought were more normal and less invasive. In the end, I take comfort knowing that women can be just as weirdly perverted as men.

Anyone Know?

This is probably a long shot since TV consumption has declined across the board I'm sure, but if you've seen the commercial for ABC's American Inventor, there's a song at the end that I want identified. It's driving me nuts. I even dreamt of it. I think it's a Copland piece, but I really don't know. If anyone knows, comment away!

Friday, February 24, 2006

Paris Hilton is the new standard

I'm not sure what has come to society lately, but I've noticed that my friends and acquaintances tend to refer to Paris Hilton as some ruler by which to measure success and/or coolness. "Yeah dude, I went to a club and even Paris Hilton was there." "He goes to rich parties that even Paris Hilton goes to." "She has that same purse that Paris Hilton carries."

Really, what kind of society are we to compare ourselves to Paris on a day-to-day basis? Come on, ANYONE but her, please? Pretty please? And Paris isn't that pretty.



Also, I heard on KROQ about this website: http://smokinghotwaitress.com. Guys, you may thank me later.

Pandora

Pandora.com

Bryan told me about this and I think it's one of the coolest things ever.

Pandora is pretty much like a custom streaming radio station. You type in a name of a favorite song or band, it finds similar songs and bands, and streams it for you. You can create your own account and save your stations. For example, I typed in "The Killers" and it brought an endless list of songs and bands that sounded similar.

There are similar sites like Pandora, but they mostly rely on other users' recommendations. Pandora, however, uses sound and lyric analysis to differentiate music. Pandora was created by the "Music Genome Project."

Together we set out to capture the essence of music at the most fundamental level. We ended up assembling literally hundreds of musical attributes or "genes" into a very large Music Genome. Taken together these genes capture the unique and magical musical identity of a song - everything from melody, harmony and rhythm, to instrumentation, orchestration, arrangement, lyrics, and of course the rich world of singing and vocal harmony. It's not about what a band looks like, or what genre they supposedly belong to, or about who buys their records - it's about what each individual song sounds like.


In the end, you discover bands that suit your style that you never have heard before. You also can click on these bands, find out more information about them, and be able to buy their records.

Currently, you can only run Pandora in the web browser and you cannot fast forward within a song. Hopefully, Pandora will become its own standalone music player.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

My dad... on Jews

First off, let me just proclaim that my dad is somewhere between delusional and/or pathologically deceptive.

So, for my mom's English class, she's learning about Machiavelli's The Prince, namely the credo that "the end justifies the means" for ruthless rulers. My dad gives my mom historical examples of such acts.

He starts by telling my mom about Hitler and the Jews.

He says that nobody likes the Jews (historically, of course) and says that is because the Jews are too smart and they are feared. Out of the 4 million Jews alive at the time (where did that number come from?), 3 million of them had library cards, and that demonstration of intelligence was very intimidating to the Europeans.

He goes on to say how successful the Jews are, being only doctors and lawyers, and thus they have a lot of money. (Insert his beaming Asian love for money.)

Next, he explains to my mom the Jewish child's first rite of passage. I was about to cringe at the thought of a circumcision conversation with my disturbingly repressed mother, but nope, this is what he said:

"A Jewish child is presented with two items, one of which is money. If the child chooses the money, then the parents are proud and he has passed the rite."

(insert a "wtf?" smiley)

Anyways, yeah, that is an example of the dribble that constantly comes out of my dad's mouth. I didn't bother to correct him because he would just call me ignorant and his "sources" were beyond my understanding. I told my mom to just forget everything he said, but knowing her, she doesn't retain anything she learns anyways.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

I arrive with rabbits



Hello, everyone!

This is my first post! I'm not so coherent at the moment, so I'll add more cuteness by showing you strange rabbits. You can't ever get enough of rabbits that don't look like rabbits.

Here you see Bowie the lionhead rabbit, who I am trying to adopt.




Next, we have just plain weird rabbits:


Case 1
This is a dog (chow)





This is a lionhead rabbit:





Case 2:


This is a Chinese man






This is a lionhead rabbit:






Case 3:
This is Mufasa





This is a lion head rabbit















And lastly,

this is not a pipe **















and this is an angora rabbit


**bonus points if you get the pipe joke in the painting

Reports of my death were...exaggerated

Well, since we're all playing the "link game," if you haven't already, check out Japander. Its a site filled with Japanese commercials w/American celebrities in them. We all know how weird the Japanese can get (read: cultural differences and misinterpretations that result in hilarity). Specifically, check out their section on the Governator.

After watching some of these commercials, I am reminded of the scene in Lost in Translation where Bill Murray's character is filming a commercial in Japan. In that scene, the director says this long and contrived...thing...in Japanese and Bill Murray's translator person simply says, "He want you to turn and look in camera. Okay?" Whatever the director just said, no matter how magnificent, is simply reduced to 10 words.

This actually ties into a much larger issue. Sometimes I wonder if bigger, more important things than a commercial director's instructions are lost in translation. Can anybody imagine any major historical documents that have been translated into and through several languages? Yea, I can think of one: The Bible. It was originally written in whatever language it was originally in; then, translated to Greek; then, translated to Latin; then, to whatever language the vulgar masses were speaking at the time. Contrary to popular belief, I'm pretty sure biblical figures did not speak American Standard English (also, in case you didn't get the memo, Jesus wasn't white). In addition to being translated, it has been edited and manipulated over and over again for several thousand years. Yea, I'm pretty sure something was mixed up in the process.

So, lay off with the "THE BIBLE IS WORD FOR WORD THE TRUTH AND IS INFALLIBLE" nonesense. The writers of the Bible might have been channeling God, but the English translators could have been channeling King James for all you knew.

Blasphemous Fun Time

Jesus Dress Up!

Link thanks to Robert.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Brokeback To The Future

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4615266676615092514

It was an experiment in time
But the one variable they forgot

was Love.

Happy Fun Post

Going along with Ron's post below:

DailyKitten.com
DailyPuppy.com

Cute overload

K. Here's something happy. This will appeal more to the women I suspect.

Anyway I'm sure it's made the rounds 'round the internet, but since we need more "Happy Fun": cuteoverload.com

Has This Been Really A Happy Fun Time?

Kathy noted today that HFT posts are usually not so happy. I thought about that and realized she was sort of right. The posts themselves aren't usually "happy," but more cynical and sarcastic. However, I would say that we young adults are happy to have a place to share our thoughts, rants, and nude pics of ourselves (that's Robert's next post).

Liberals, conservatives...

So we've been having this big debate over liberalism vs. conservativism lately... I don't really adhere to everything that liberals or conservatives or socialists or libertarianists have to say but I like to pick and choose from each of their policies which makes sense to me.

I guess I would consider myself a moderate at heart: conservative on international and monetary economic policy, liberal on environmental issues and personal rights, socialist on health care, welfare, and fiscal policies, and libertarian/liberal on foreign policy.

I like the free market. I don't think we should have protectionist tariffs and policies to protect our domestic interests. Does this mean money is running out of our country and into other countries? (China?). Yes. But if you've ever taken a course in macroeconomics, one of the first concepts they teach is that if Country B can produce an item, say, computers, more efficiently than Country A, and if Country A can produce food more efficiently than Country B, then both countries would benefit by trading food and computers between each other. This policy resounds everywhere, and we're seeing the fruits of it in China today (they make cheaper TV's, we make better video games).

The environment, however, is something that we all must care for. Cancer rates have been increasing greatly in the past 100 years, directly due to the pollution and chemicals we introduce into our bodies and the environment.

I believe a woman has a right to choose, and I don't believe in the death penalty. We can't assume that by making abortions illegal we will discourage women having babies; accidents do happen and the law should not ruin the life of a woman through a common mistake.

I think we should also take care of our poor (social welfare, health care, larger government spending). Economics states that the government spends a certain amount and there's a "trickle-down effect/spending multiplier" that its citizens receive. This means that if the government receives $100 in taxes, it will spend $100 on its citizens, and if the "spending multiplier" is 0.9, then the citizen who receives the $100 will save $10 and spend $90. The next citizen that receives the $90 will save $9 and spend $81, and so on and so forth. If the government taxes less, then the citizens will have more money, but instead of the first citizen spending $100 (which the government would've spent), the citizen spends $90. This means that there is $10 less circulating around the economy, which, by analyzing the "trickle-down effect/spending multiplier" there will actually be $100 less circulating through the economy. In other words, government spending is a good thing because the government gives all the money back. Usually more (i.e. deficit spending).

I'll explain why I'm socialist on welfare and health care in a bit.

I'm libertarian/liberal on foreign policy because I believe in 2 ideas:

1. Governments should not interfere with other countries (it's none of our business, and usually by doing so we breed some form of hate for ourself in the affected country -- i'm not talking about charity, btw)
2. We should work towards a unified world state. (If we looked at each other as separate states instead of separate countries, we would get along better).



OKAY.



That wasn't the point of my post, however. I wanted to post why I was socialist on welfare policies, and I'd thought of a good example:

Let's say you have 3 children. One is very successful. One is doing okay, and the last child is just going nowhere. He's poor, uneducated, lazy, etc.

What would you do in this situation? All three are your children, and you love them all. You can't just leave the no-good child alone; at family dinners and social events he's out there, and causes you to be uncomfortable. How would you teach him to correct himself?

I think conservatives would say "just leave him alone and he'll eventually get it" or "stop giving him money, he'll learn how to make it himself". Perhaps those will work, but I don't think they're very effective.

I believe the best way would be to care about him and make his life better. Give him personal attention, pay for his bills, and through that he can see how good life can be and that he needs to work hard. If you need help, maybe you can ask your rich kid to give some money to the poor kid and that would show the poor kid that being rich makes life more comfortable.

In all this you, as a parent, can never be discouraging or negative. You can never say "oh you're such a lazy person, look at your brother, he's doing so well". Those words are just negative and might inspire, but it might just breed malcontent. As a parent you should be completely selfless -- that way your child can't show any malcontent and whenever your kid ponders the situation he can only feel bad for himself.

Just like this, in society we can't act like we're aloof and giving free money to the poor. We have to act like we really care about them and really want them to succeed by doing everything we possibly can.

It's kind of like in classes: a professor teaches his students and can leave them alone and not care too much and maybe that will lead to some kids researching the work on their own and becoming great... but the best professors pay personal attention to their students and work with them to inspire them to work harder.

So overall, I think I'm a socialist on welfare policies because we do really need to care about everybody (not just the sick, or poor, but the middle-class and rich too). Not just monetary care, but having an actual conscience and a desire to benefit all humankind. That's more important than providing welfare checks or health care benefits, but those go hand-in-hand. If you selflessly care about other human beings, then you want them to benefit regardless of the means. Conservatives argue that this would cost too much, but whenever a Republican president is elected, defense spending increases by billions, sometimes even hundreds of billions. We should take some of that money out of building up military technology that will be eclipsed someday and instead put it into jobs for the poor, to build public transportation systems, to renovate the projects, and to provide health care (which will, in turn, fund the medical community = more bio-medical research).