Paris Hilton is the new standard

I'm not sure what has come to society lately, but I've noticed that my friends and acquaintances tend to refer to Paris Hilton as some ruler by which to measure success and/or coolness. "Yeah dude, I went to a club and even Paris Hilton was there." "He goes to rich parties that even Paris Hilton goes to." "She has that same purse that Paris Hilton carries."

Really, what kind of society are we to compare ourselves to Paris on a day-to-day basis? Come on, ANYONE but her, please? Pretty please? And Paris isn't that pretty.



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