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Monday, December 05, 2005

Visual Orgasmic Experience?

In Bach's defense-

I don't think Sharkys had the most aesthetically pleasing women. Elena and I had our chick-dars and beer-goggles on, and scoped around for Bach. We walked around the bar a few times, checked out every girl there(Well, I am not to sure whether or not Elena was checking out other girls, but i sure was) and we turned up with nothing. I would not touch some of the girls there even if I had a 10 feet pole.

Besides the lack of an aesthetic scenery, the wingman was absent. Come on Brian, you were suppose to back Bach up! Originally, the intent was to let Bach figure out how to approach girls through trial and error. Its kind of like throwing an eight year old into the deep end of the pool and hope that the kid will figure out how to swim. Well, Bach refused to be thrown into the pool without some sort of a "buddy system." That buddy, was absent, and Bach only got his feet wet.

So, when is our next visit to the bars with Bach, boys?

Part II- coming soon.

5 Comments:

  • visual orgasmic experience? you mean like, pr0n?

    By Blogger Tony, at 12/05/2005 2:05 AM  

  • and that's not "In Bach's Defense"

    had there been a wingman, had there been hot girls, result would have been the same. 100% for sure would have been the same. I don't know anybody that would have been able to perform like that with 5 friends pressuring him and watching him on.

    In Bach's defense, he'll get it done when we're not looking, and when we don't care, and when we won't make an issue about it like we have ;)

    ~newsc2

    By Blogger Tony, at 12/05/2005 2:11 AM  

  • yeah, i remember that south park episode

    ~newsc2

    By Blogger Tony, at 12/05/2005 2:18 AM  

  • In Bach's defense, he'll get it done when we're not looking, and when we don't care, and when we won't make an issue about it like we have ;)

    The problem is he won't go out by himself. This whole thing started when he complained that we didn't go out and literally take him to Sharkees and similar places. We gave him his chance and blew it. About not caring: we didn't care before 2 weeks ago. We never talked about it and never made it an issue. He still didn't do anything and never brought it up. Still, he blamed Robert and me.

    By Blogger David, at 12/05/2005 12:14 PM  

  • By the way, I really don't want to make it an issue anymore either. Bach's finding himself right now. He has made female friends at school and at work before. I've seen them. They existed. Most of the time, they were the first ones to say "hi" rather than the other way around. He's just behind the curve. I don't think he had much time to interact with the opposite sex in high school. I asked him why he doesn't stay in contact with girls he met at school and work and he really didn't have an answer. It's a work in progress for Bach.

    By Blogger David, at 12/05/2005 12:23 PM  

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