Tom Cruise is White
I don't know why, but I find this hilarious
It must be another one of those Scientology coincidences (i.e. how their teachings state that Boeing DC-8 jets are exact replicas of the ancient alien space transports, but without rocket engines). Cruise is just doing the Thetan mating dance or some shit.
In fact L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics states that Xenu himself was an exact copy of P. Diddy, except he was a ruthless alien warlord.
It must be another one of those Scientology coincidences (i.e. how their teachings state that Boeing DC-8 jets are exact replicas of the ancient alien space transports, but without rocket engines). Cruise is just doing the Thetan mating dance or some shit.
In fact L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics states that Xenu himself was an exact copy of P. Diddy, except he was a ruthless alien warlord.
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Hey Megan. You might as well join the Collective.
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Ron, at 5/05/2006 7:28 PM
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