Eye Jewelry...

I think when it comes down to this, the simple things like hoop earrings or a pendant necklace will do.. no need to go to these extremes. It's as if we've run out of places to add sparkle to ourselves.

http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2006/04/eye_jewelry.html

I can't tell if this is worse than those contacts WITH the stars/confetti IN it. I'd like to vote that these are worse.. cuz someone can just tug on it and you'd lose your sight.