And I look like Benicio Del Toro

Who would have guessed it? I look like the dirty Mexican and Pham looks like the dirty Arab. Or is Benicio Del Toro Spanish? Or maybe You Are Gayan? Anyway, everyone knows Del Toro is Spanish for "of the Toro." I'm not sure what Benicio means, but I'm pretty sure it means "gorgeous motherfucker who can make love to many women at one time while solving the world's energy crisis and the quagmire in Iraq." So you wanna make out? And make babies?