David Blaine is a failure

Why do I find this hilarious?

I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks this guy needs to be admitted because he is not really a magician. Magicians creep me out so maybe I'm just biased, but everytime I hear someone say that David Blaine is awesome my heart breaks a little.

"I am humbled so much by the support of everyone from New York City and from all over the world,” Blaine said. “This was a very difficult week, but you all made it fly by with your strong support and your energy."

Sigh.