D'Brickashaw Ferguson
Offensive tackle from the University of Virginia. A potential high pick in this month's NFL Draft.
All I gotta say is, I love this guy's name! D'Brickashaw. Just say that part. Just rolls off the tongue. Sounds like someone Bruce Willis would play in a cop movie. Yes, I'm talking Die Hard here. "You're way outta line, D'Brickashaw!" "I erased the lines, Chief." Then add a fine Scottish name like Ferguson to it. Or is it Irish? Or Scotch-Irish, whatever the fuck that is. Parents gave hime a great name for a football lineman. Good thing he didn't try to be a star basketball player.
D'Brickashaw. Ferguson.
All I gotta say is, I love this guy's name! D'Brickashaw. Just say that part. Just rolls off the tongue. Sounds like someone Bruce Willis would play in a cop movie. Yes, I'm talking Die Hard here. "You're way outta line, D'Brickashaw!" "I erased the lines, Chief." Then add a fine Scottish name like Ferguson to it. Or is it Irish? Or Scotch-Irish, whatever the fuck that is. Parents gave hime a great name for a football lineman. Good thing he didn't try to be a star basketball player.
D'Brickashaw. Ferguson.
2 Comments:
It's not as good as McGarnigal, but I'll take it.
Chief: "That's it, McGarnigal! I'm taking you off the force!"
McGarnigal: "No, I'm taking you off the force."
Chief: "What does that even mean?!?"
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David, at 4/13/2006 11:55 AM
Reminds me of that entry that Bill Simmons wrote, about having a great name. He reveled in the name Al Michaels, saying it was quite possibly the best sportscaster name out there. You want to trust an Al Michaels.
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Tony, at 4/13/2006 9:19 PM
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